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New manager for London Eagles!
London Eagles have made a game-changing manager signing! Sddsd Sdsd is sure to bring the club out of the relegation places and is already making moves. He has signed Greek Aigefs Nioplias off the free agent list. Sdsd is inexperienced, and many don’t trust him because he is from the United States, but seems like the right manager for the job to us.

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helth and saftey plsae be carefull
The encouragement of irresponsible, harmful to health, dangerous, illegal, or ethically questionable behaviour is not allowed. Furthermore the encouragement of suicide, legal or illegal drugs, abortion or dangerous activities is not permitted.

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REAL REALLY LOST?
Real Madrid got knocked out the Champions League on
penalties against Bayern Munich. At the Bernabeu Real
Madrid beat Bayern 2-1 to get a 3-3 aggregate the no-
one scored in extra-time and Bayern Munich beat Real
3-1 on penalties. Sergio Ramos’s penalty went to China!

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Bienvenidos to the final
Spain smashed the Argentina record with a smashing 5-2 win
against Uruguay. Argentina who got back-to-back final showdown
’s for 3 years was smashed when Spain yesterday beat Uruguay
5-2. This is their fourth year in the final! they will face Brazil
who beat Netherlands 3-2.

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New manager for Wrexham Dragons!
Right after London Eagles signed Sddsd Sdsd, he has moved up the divisions to the Premier League! He is sure to bring his club, Wrexham Dragons, out of the relegation places. Sdsd is inexperienced, and many don’t trust him because he is from the United States, but seems like the right manager for the job to us. He has drawn his first game, against Hull Tigers. He has told us that he is looking for some new midfielders on the transfer market.

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qpr top championship table
qpr move top of championship table today because of a 2-0 victory away at blackpool thanks a stunning performance by matty phillips who got a goal to put the r’s a before setting up charlie austin to finish the tangerines off

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ARSENAL 1 CHELSEA 2
Chelsea defeated Arsenal at the weekend 2-1 away with goals from Fernando Torres in the 20th minute, and then Gervinho equalised just before the break to make it 1-1 at half time, but Chelsea proved too hard to beat as Juan Mata sore off Arsenal with freekick 53 minutes into the game, Chelsea could have won the game, but Arsenal did everything they could to stay in the game, but in the end it wasn’t enough as the full time whistle went, and the game finished in result we wouldn’t expect. Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea.

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